Data's Hair Cut
One morning the family was eating leftover stuffed shells from last night. Data's hair was 6 feet tall. He had trouble doing everything. "Data, you really need a hair cut! You can't even fit in a car!" said Linda. "WHEP WHEP WHEP WHEP WHEP WHEP!" yelled Data. "Oliver, can you translate?" said Linda. Oliver got his The Whep Dictionary book. "He said 'I don't want a hair cut!'" said Oliver. Nila hated Linda's Stuffed Shells. She dropped them on the floor and fed them to the cat. The cat's name was Indigo, who was given to Nila by her sister Violet. "Nila, eat your lunch," said Oliver. "Your mom made it special for Glumger, Umis and Gooka." "Yup, and I'm not Glumger, Gooka or Umis. I do not like like this new kind of stuffed shell. It has paper in it! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND EATS PAPER?" Nila yelled. "You blend noodles and paper, make stuffed shell shaped noodles out of them and bake them. And, you use fake chicken. FAKE CHICKEN!"
It was true. Data couldn't do anything with his hair. He had to lean back awkwardly on his chair because there wasn't enough room for his hair; the ceiling was too short. He uses Datis Glue Hair Spray which makes your hair turn rock hard. It never falls out of place.
"Wheyep do I really need a hair cut? It looks cool!" said Data. They were already at DatisCutz, the place where Data got his hair cut. The ceiling was 50 feet tall to make sure every datis could fit in. Nila watched somebody cut a datis's hair. It was about 20 feet tall. Nila watched the big stick of hair fall to the floor. "That could have killed somebody if it landed on them!" Nila thought.
"Whepiyepidepizon!" Data yelled. ""Nobody knows what that means, so there is really NO POINT in saying it!" said Linda. "True, true, also true!" Glumger said. "STAY OUT OF THIS YOU STUPID GLOOMDOWN!!!" Data yelled.
"Gahoome to you too." Glumger said quietly.
Unfortunately, just when the hair dresser had just cut off 3 and a half feet of hair (with a chain saw) Umis walked behind Data.
It was a good thing that Umis hadn't gone slower because part of Data's hair landed on Umis's foot.
"EWRIEWRIEWRIEWRIEWROWOW!!!!!" Umis yelled. "Okay. I feel better now."
The end!
It was true. Data couldn't do anything with his hair. He had to lean back awkwardly on his chair because there wasn't enough room for his hair; the ceiling was too short. He uses Datis Glue Hair Spray which makes your hair turn rock hard. It never falls out of place.
"Wheyep do I really need a hair cut? It looks cool!" said Data. They were already at DatisCutz, the place where Data got his hair cut. The ceiling was 50 feet tall to make sure every datis could fit in. Nila watched somebody cut a datis's hair. It was about 20 feet tall. Nila watched the big stick of hair fall to the floor. "That could have killed somebody if it landed on them!" Nila thought.
"Whepiyepidepizon!" Data yelled. ""Nobody knows what that means, so there is really NO POINT in saying it!" said Linda. "True, true, also true!" Glumger said. "STAY OUT OF THIS YOU STUPID GLOOMDOWN!!!" Data yelled.
"Gahoome to you too." Glumger said quietly.
Unfortunately, just when the hair dresser had just cut off 3 and a half feet of hair (with a chain saw) Umis walked behind Data.
It was a good thing that Umis hadn't gone slower because part of Data's hair landed on Umis's foot.
"EWRIEWRIEWRIEWRIEWROWOW!!!!!" Umis yelled. "Okay. I feel better now."
The end!