The Lollipop
Once upon a time, Glumger and Gooka and the rest of the children were playing outside. Then Glumger saw a boy holding a lollipop. He was having one himself. He said "This lollipop is for somebody who lives around here. I can't remember his name!" Glumger thought the lollipop was for him, for two reasons. One, he lived around there. Two, the boy said "I can't remember his name!" So Glumger knew this person was a boy. Glumger
started to jump up and down countless times, wave his hands up in the air, and yell "HEY! I'M HERE! MY NAME IS GLUMGER, BY THE WAY!" The boy had no idea who Glumger was talking to. "HEY, HEY, HEY! LOLLIPOP PLEASE!!!" Said Glumger. The boy said "Are you talking to me?" "YES!!!" Said Glumger. "Oh, this isn't for you. It's for that boy down the street. I think his name starts with a D." As soon as Glumger heard that, he knew exactly who the boy was talking about. His name was Denis, and he was always the one getting all the presents. All the other kids only got presents on holidays. "But Denis always gets presents, and he's kinda mean too!" Said
Glumger. "I know. But he said he would draw on my face with a permanent marker if I didn't give him a lollipop. I totally know his name. He's the young boy with the terrible sounding cat and lives on Mustard Lane. I didn't want anyone to know I was actually giving candy to the meanest 5 year old in town!" Said the boy. "Well, that's everything! You know his street, name, and that his cat sounds terrible? You're pretty much the only child to even go around there! Everyone else just stays away from Denis." Said Glumger.
From down the street Glumger and the boy heard somebody shout "WHERE'S MY LOLLIPOP? I'VE BEEN WAITING QUITE A WHILE NOW!" "That must be Denis." said Glumger. "I'd better be on the way or he'll have my head!" said the boy. Denis had been waiting 6 minutes. That wasn't so long, especially when he had a bucket full of candy from the parade. The parade in town started right next to his house, so before the lady could throw any candy Denis took all of it. Even the bucket! So really, Denis could have candy right then. The boy ran down the street, turned left, then right, then he turned left. He forgot he was supposed to turn right twice. Because you don't want to turn wrong! Now the boy had no idea where he was. "Hmm, I've never been
here before. Where am I?" He said. "CANDY NOW!" said Denis. "Who are you yelling to? Don't you have candy? Don't you have lots of it? Aren't those your nice pants? Don't you want to keep them clean?" said Denis's mom. She always asks a lot of questions. "I'm yelling at the boy with the lollipop. I do have candy. I do have a lot of candy, but i want more. Yes these pants are nice. No i don't care to keep them clean."
said Denis. "Well then why don't you eat your candy?" said Denis's mom. "I want to save it. I'm not getting anymore until Halloween unless i take some!" said Denis. "I guess so?" said Denis's mom. She asks a lot of questions and turn everything she says into a question. "Is it dinner time?" said Denis's mom. Of course she knew it was dinner time. Meanwhile, the boy was lost. "Okay, black marker time. Where on earth is this house? In fact, where is Mustard Lane? That's all i know about where he lives. I guess i could ask someone." he said. The boy asked a lady if she knew. "Oh, Tom, what are you doing in Aduldville? There aren't supposed to be kids here." said the lady. "I was just wondering if you knew where Mustard Lane was. I need to get there fast!" said Tom, the lost boy. "Turn left, right, go straight, left, left, right, go straight, right, left, right..." said Tom's aunt. "Is that it?" Tom interrupted. "No. I was just getting to the hard part. Find the
brown brick wall, run backwards into it, hop across the rocks to avoid the lava, go to the Dinosaur Jungle, ride the blue pterodactyl to Sweetsland, don't eat the path, go left to Ogre World, go straight the whole time and go to Boringsville, turn right and you're in your town, on Mustard Lane." said his aunt. "What?! None of that makes sense. Okay, run into a brick wall specifically backwards? Lava? Dinosaurs don't exist anymore. Sweetsland? Now how does a world made of candy exist? Ogre World? Boringsville?
To my town? What!? That's crazy-talk! And very hard to remember!" said Tom. "I know." said his aunt. Tom followed the instructions correctly, and it was quite an adventure. Finally Tom was in Denis's house, handing him the lollipop. "But this lollipop is covered in brick, lava, dinosaur spit, gumdrops, gross ogre stuff, and boringness!" said Denis. "Sorry." said Tom. When Tom got home, his mom asked "Why do you have black marker on your face?" Tom told his mom the whole story. "You know, you could have went down our street, turned left and be on Mustard Lane." said his mom. The end!
started to jump up and down countless times, wave his hands up in the air, and yell "HEY! I'M HERE! MY NAME IS GLUMGER, BY THE WAY!" The boy had no idea who Glumger was talking to. "HEY, HEY, HEY! LOLLIPOP PLEASE!!!" Said Glumger. The boy said "Are you talking to me?" "YES!!!" Said Glumger. "Oh, this isn't for you. It's for that boy down the street. I think his name starts with a D." As soon as Glumger heard that, he knew exactly who the boy was talking about. His name was Denis, and he was always the one getting all the presents. All the other kids only got presents on holidays. "But Denis always gets presents, and he's kinda mean too!" Said
Glumger. "I know. But he said he would draw on my face with a permanent marker if I didn't give him a lollipop. I totally know his name. He's the young boy with the terrible sounding cat and lives on Mustard Lane. I didn't want anyone to know I was actually giving candy to the meanest 5 year old in town!" Said the boy. "Well, that's everything! You know his street, name, and that his cat sounds terrible? You're pretty much the only child to even go around there! Everyone else just stays away from Denis." Said Glumger.
From down the street Glumger and the boy heard somebody shout "WHERE'S MY LOLLIPOP? I'VE BEEN WAITING QUITE A WHILE NOW!" "That must be Denis." said Glumger. "I'd better be on the way or he'll have my head!" said the boy. Denis had been waiting 6 minutes. That wasn't so long, especially when he had a bucket full of candy from the parade. The parade in town started right next to his house, so before the lady could throw any candy Denis took all of it. Even the bucket! So really, Denis could have candy right then. The boy ran down the street, turned left, then right, then he turned left. He forgot he was supposed to turn right twice. Because you don't want to turn wrong! Now the boy had no idea where he was. "Hmm, I've never been
here before. Where am I?" He said. "CANDY NOW!" said Denis. "Who are you yelling to? Don't you have candy? Don't you have lots of it? Aren't those your nice pants? Don't you want to keep them clean?" said Denis's mom. She always asks a lot of questions. "I'm yelling at the boy with the lollipop. I do have candy. I do have a lot of candy, but i want more. Yes these pants are nice. No i don't care to keep them clean."
said Denis. "Well then why don't you eat your candy?" said Denis's mom. "I want to save it. I'm not getting anymore until Halloween unless i take some!" said Denis. "I guess so?" said Denis's mom. She asks a lot of questions and turn everything she says into a question. "Is it dinner time?" said Denis's mom. Of course she knew it was dinner time. Meanwhile, the boy was lost. "Okay, black marker time. Where on earth is this house? In fact, where is Mustard Lane? That's all i know about where he lives. I guess i could ask someone." he said. The boy asked a lady if she knew. "Oh, Tom, what are you doing in Aduldville? There aren't supposed to be kids here." said the lady. "I was just wondering if you knew where Mustard Lane was. I need to get there fast!" said Tom, the lost boy. "Turn left, right, go straight, left, left, right, go straight, right, left, right..." said Tom's aunt. "Is that it?" Tom interrupted. "No. I was just getting to the hard part. Find the
brown brick wall, run backwards into it, hop across the rocks to avoid the lava, go to the Dinosaur Jungle, ride the blue pterodactyl to Sweetsland, don't eat the path, go left to Ogre World, go straight the whole time and go to Boringsville, turn right and you're in your town, on Mustard Lane." said his aunt. "What?! None of that makes sense. Okay, run into a brick wall specifically backwards? Lava? Dinosaurs don't exist anymore. Sweetsland? Now how does a world made of candy exist? Ogre World? Boringsville?
To my town? What!? That's crazy-talk! And very hard to remember!" said Tom. "I know." said his aunt. Tom followed the instructions correctly, and it was quite an adventure. Finally Tom was in Denis's house, handing him the lollipop. "But this lollipop is covered in brick, lava, dinosaur spit, gumdrops, gross ogre stuff, and boringness!" said Denis. "Sorry." said Tom. When Tom got home, his mom asked "Why do you have black marker on your face?" Tom told his mom the whole story. "You know, you could have went down our street, turned left and be on Mustard Lane." said his mom. The end!