Who Is This Umis You Speak Of?
One day, the Padishons and Glitters were having lunch. What was for lunch? Something gross. "Um, I'm gonna pass on this one!" said Glumger. "No! You haven't eaten lunch for 3 days now!" said Linda. "Yeah, but we have lots of fruit trees you know!" said Glumger. "Those are the neighbour's trees!" said Linda. "Oops...." said Glumger. "So, is there anything aside from this gross slimy casserole? I don't think anyone wants to eat it." said Nila. The triplets said "NO!" Dead Sophie said "Dead people can't eat!" Glumger said "Um, I'm gonna pass on this one!" Gooka asked "Is there anything else to eat?" Nila said "Yuck! That's disgusting! You want me to eat THAT?!" Oliver cooked it, he liked it, Linda would have chosen something else, but she ate it and tried not to throw up. "Worm!" said Pollen. "You put worms in this?" said Linda. "Um, just a few." he said. Data was eating it all. "You like this gross disgusting yucky slimy stinky wormy-squirmy stuff? More for you! Lots more!" said Nila. "I'm going outside." said Glumger. When Glumger was innocently playing in the yard, he saw some 1 foot tall Glumis. "Hi! My name is Glumger, what is your name?" said Glumger. "I'm Umis. I'm lost. I was playing outside then I got here somehow." said Umis. "I know 3 Eeewias, 10 Uoomiss, 1 Sowis, 4 Umids, 1 other Glumger, and 5 Umiss, but they all grew, not shrunk! You're pretty small." said Glumger. "I grew 10 inches!" said Umis. "You mean your live-in house was a doll house?" said Glumger. "Yes it was." said Umis. "BREAK CONVERSATION! Want some gross gunk food?" said Glumger. Umis and Glumger went inside to see the wormy squirmy gross confection. "What is even in this... um, well, uh... stuff?" said Nila. "Worms, dirt, dust, orange peels..." was Oliver's unfinished sentence. "So you mean this is made of stuff that should be in the ground, garbage and compost?" interrupted Nila. "I wasn't done. There is also rocks, dead leaves, and 7 teaspoons of vanilla." said Oliver. Everyone said at the same time "Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! You actually ATE this?!" Linda did throw up. Dead Sophie almost choked on a rock. "Um, Oliver, this isn't stuff people should eat. And 7 teaspoons of yucky-on-its-own vanilla? What?" said Linda. "Um, well, it's all I could think of!" said Oliver. "It's not like we had anything else that tastes so good!" added Oliver. "You call this good tasting? It's garbage, are you kidding? I bet you everything from noodles to cake to pizza to sandwiches to meat is yummier than this 'food'!!" said Nila. "Well, yeah, I guess it isn't perfection, but..." said Oliver, even though he wasn't finished his speech. "Perfection? You guess it isn't? Nowhere close! I'm not eating worms and garbage for lunch!" interrupted Nila. "Well, I'm gonna spit this worm out!" said Barloa. Oliver was not pleased to hear these comments, but he could understand them not liking it, a little bit. Within seconds, the kitchen was empty, except for him and Data. "More for me...!" said Data and Oliver at the same time. They were too full to finish the last few worms and rocks. They threw them in the garden. Meanwhile, Glumger and Umis were playing. When Linda wasn't looking, Glumger had a bite of the neighbour's apples on the trees. Glumger was glad that they hadn't invested in a fence yet. Then he would never get in to the neighbour's yard. Umis's terrible speaking made the word Glumis sound like "Gloomeesee". "I know some gloomeesee at eeewis!" said Umis. "What in the world are gloomeese?!" replied Glumger. "Gloomeesee, like ou (Umis way of 'you') and me." said Umis. "WE ARE GLUMIS NOT GLOOMEESEE." corrected Glumger angrily. "Ehhhhh!" said Umis. "Eh. Umis. Get your grip. That's not how you speak." replied Glumger. Umis cried for what seemed like forever, and ever, and ever. "Ehhhhhhhhh! Baaa! Eeew!" said Umis. "Get away um... what's a good name?-UOOMIS!" said Glumger. Umis wouldn't go. "Go stinky glumis!" demanded Glumger. "Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" was Umis's scratchy reply. "No! I don't want to go!" said Umis. "Well GO Umis!!!" shouted Glumger grumpily. So, since Umis wouldn't go, Glumger decided to make the best out of it. "Ew, Umis, I have a song for you. Here's how it goes: "Haunt you up with websites, roll you in parchumis's, Put parchumis keys in your eyes, and press them all day long. Ouch!!" "What..?" said Umis. "It means if you don't go NOW I'll poke your eyes out." said Glumger. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" was Umis's reply. So now Glumger was VERY annoyed. Then he said to Nila and Data, "SCARE UMIS OFF! I'M PAYING YOU $50.00 FOR THIS!" "Hey, I don't want to scare him, I want to KILL him! Hear that crew? A glumis wanting a glumis away? SWEET!" said Data. "Who's side are you on Nila?" asked Glumger. "I'm definitely NOT on that gross alien's side, but i'm not as
dumb as Data & crew. I think I have my own category. It's called: 'TALL BORED TEEN WANTS STUPID TINY ALIEN OUT OF THE HOUSE!'" said Nila. "Eh-OHH!" said
Umis. "Ehwee ehwee eh!" he said again with his arms crossed. "I don't want to leave! I'm your brother now! MOM!" he said. "Yeah Glumger?" said Linda. "It's Umis." said Umis. "Oh. Who's Umis? Glumger, is he one of your friends?" asked Linda. "No! I'm Glumger's brother!" said Umis. "Oh. That's nice... wait - what brother? Your only brother is Data!" said Linda who was very confused. "Are you playing pretend?" she asked. "No!" said Umis. "YES!!!" Said everyone but Umis. "What's going on?" asked Linda. "This glumis want to be Glumger's brother. It's not happening." said Nila. "Well Glumger, is he at least your friend? because that sort of makes sense, but if not yeah that's weird." said Linda who was even more confused. "Nobody knows him. he's just a random glumis." said Nila. "Well that's really weird." said Linda. "Hwe! I'm trying to be his and his and her and her and her and her and her and her and her brother!" said Umis. "Oh. I see. He's Data, I'm Nila, you know Glumger and she number 2 is Gooka.. She number 3 is Sophie. We call her Dead Sophie because her hair looks like a bunch of dead leaves. Number 4 is Cherry. Number 5 Primpa, 6 is Pollen and 7 is Barloa.." Nila said. "Well, I guess you can stay. Only until next morning!" Linda said. But Umis never really left. And that is how they met Umis. The end!
dumb as Data & crew. I think I have my own category. It's called: 'TALL BORED TEEN WANTS STUPID TINY ALIEN OUT OF THE HOUSE!'" said Nila. "Eh-OHH!" said
Umis. "Ehwee ehwee eh!" he said again with his arms crossed. "I don't want to leave! I'm your brother now! MOM!" he said. "Yeah Glumger?" said Linda. "It's Umis." said Umis. "Oh. Who's Umis? Glumger, is he one of your friends?" asked Linda. "No! I'm Glumger's brother!" said Umis. "Oh. That's nice... wait - what brother? Your only brother is Data!" said Linda who was very confused. "Are you playing pretend?" she asked. "No!" said Umis. "YES!!!" Said everyone but Umis. "What's going on?" asked Linda. "This glumis want to be Glumger's brother. It's not happening." said Nila. "Well Glumger, is he at least your friend? because that sort of makes sense, but if not yeah that's weird." said Linda who was even more confused. "Nobody knows him. he's just a random glumis." said Nila. "Well that's really weird." said Linda. "Hwe! I'm trying to be his and his and her and her and her and her and her and her and her brother!" said Umis. "Oh. I see. He's Data, I'm Nila, you know Glumger and she number 2 is Gooka.. She number 3 is Sophie. We call her Dead Sophie because her hair looks like a bunch of dead leaves. Number 4 is Cherry. Number 5 Primpa, 6 is Pollen and 7 is Barloa.." Nila said. "Well, I guess you can stay. Only until next morning!" Linda said. But Umis never really left. And that is how they met Umis. The end!